Funny Skyrim Glitches (Musta had lessions from Novalogic!)

[Zorro]

Ahh yes, the glitches. Every game has them. But Bethesda and their Elder Scrolls games have a knack for coming up with some pretty funny ones. You'd almost think they were taking lessons from Novalogic sometimes.



Watch where you're sitting, girl!



Look ma! No hands!



Now this is one dedicated guard, a REAL minuteman!



I've heard of out of body experiences while sleeping, but what happens when your body is out of the bed?



I think he died from a hard landing, what do you think?

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I love the last one.. it just goes to show.. birds aren't stupid for running into glass.. that dragon hit a wall for crying out loud.

[NewBorn]

I love the last one.. it just goes to show.. birds aren't stupid for running into glass.. that dragon hit a wall for crying out loud.

kakakakakakakkaka XD true story XD

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I went to collect my dogtags and had to chuckle to myself. I'm a better shot than I thought poor thing never saw it coming

[NewBorn]

I went to collect my dogtags and had to chuckle to myself. I'm a better shot than I thought poor thing never saw it coming

HEEEAAAAADSSSHHHOOOT

[Zorro]

The dreaded Louis Letrush curse.

[NewBorn]

The dreaded Louis Letrush curse.

WHooow Zorro...where did you get that red eye horse??? Are those twins?

[Zorro]

Those are bugs. That's a guy you help in Riften. He has duplicates that somehow randomly spring up all over the game world. I actually killed him near Markarth when he was mugged by a bandit; I killed the bandit, but then he attacks me (I was just trying to help!), so I killed him. But he still pops up everywhere for some reason. It's a hilarious bug, no doubt.

The horse is Shadowmere. You earn him on one of the Dark Brotherhood quests. He's basically immortal (regenerates health very quickly, and if he does manage to die, he re-spawns a few game-weeks later where he died at).

[NewBorn]

Those are bugs. That's a guy you help in Riften. He has duplicates that somehow randomly spring up all over the game world. I actually killed him near Markarth when he was mugged by a bandit; I killed the bandit, but then he attacks me (I was just trying to help!), so I killed him. But he still pops up everywhere for some reason. It's a hilarious bug, no doubt.

The horse is Shadowmere. You earn him on one of the Dark Brotherhood quests. He's basically immortal (regenerates health very quickly, and if he does manage to die, he re-spawns a few game-weeks later where he died at).

OMG :O you belong to the dark brotherhood? :O .... U a cold blooded killer :O.... I joined the resistance against the emperor XD

[BlackCat]

The first screenshot of this thread looks like the lady is taking a dump.