BlackCat's Chatroulette Rant

[BlackCat]

Actually, this was Omegle but it's the same concept -- being paired with a random stranger. This time it was via webcam and I found myself talking to three attractive young ladies from Canada. At first, the conversation was very benign... but then it ended with one of the girls flipping me off, LOL.


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Stranger: HI.....FREAK
Stranger: OOPS CAPS
You: HI, BILLY MAYS HERE
Stranger: cool cats
You: I like cats
Stranger: I LOVR CWY
Stranger: WOOPS I LOVE CATS
You: I like caps too
Stranger: me too
You: I am hungry too
Stranger: mm chips
You: Lucky
Stranger: and sexay laies
Stranger: WOOPS ladies
You: Are there like 6 ladies in that room?
Stranger: no.. 3
You: ah, okay
Stranger: thats right
You: This is one human and one dog in this room
You: Uhh
You: what are you guys doing?
Stranger: txting
Stranger: mking chilren
You: oh, really?
You: are you guys from the US?
Stranger: no. girls cant do that
Stranger: FUCK NO CANADA IS WHERE ITS AT BITCHES
You: yeah, you're right
You: Canada is awesome
You: I'm from Michigan
You: do I qualify?
Stranger: NO. michigan is in the us dummy
You: I know but it's close to Canada
Stranger: still dont count
You: oh well
Stranger: too bad for you. canada is DA BOMB
Stranger: minus all the terrorists
You: All the terrorists? Noooo
Stranger: uh yeah. 911...
You: You guys don't have that many, right?
You: lol
You: emmm
You: that was NY
Stranger: still in the us.
You: I know
You: but I thought we were talking Canada?
You: well, NY, PA, DC
Stranger: NOOOOOO THE US HAS TERRORISTS
You: yeah... domestic terrorists too
You: Jared Lee Loughner to name one of them
Stranger: OSAMA BIN LADIN
You: Everyone here is so always over their head.
You: and loses it
You: politics are so close to heart
Stranger: thats right. its because you guys have so many guns. get rid of those.
You: well, yeah, but you don't want the bad guys to have the guns
You: This house has two of them
Stranger: you dont want guns period.
You: there is an AK-47 in the house
You: Semi-auto, of course
You: but drum magazines everywhere
Stranger: get rid of charles hestin
You: Charlton Heston
You: haha
Stranger: get rid of guns. guns kill people
You: Yeah, I'm not in the NRA
Stranger: shush.
Stranger: whatthefudge is the nra
You: Well, if the US would outlaw guns, the law abiding citizen would be helpless against those ones who don't abide by the law
You: ie. criminals that would get guns no matter what the text says
You: so if they have the guns
You: and we don't, we'd be screwed
Stranger: well. if guns werent so easy to access then why would you need to protect yourself
You: here I'm saying that and the U.S. has the highest deaths by guns
Stranger: THEN GET RID OF GUNS. LOCK YOUR DOORS
Stranger: yeah get rid of that and youll be right as rain
You: Well, we have guns in case the bad comes come in
You: I live right off of the expressway and there are creepos here
Stranger: dude. guns are bad!
Stranger: oh sweet cats. well dont have guns. they dont solve anything. they just help violence.
Stranger: go you
You: so in the event of one of those persons going into this home
You: ... we have guns
You: if he tries to, em.... yeah
You: Well, no
Stranger: ohmygod you americans are so stupid..
You: they're defense machines
Stranger: NO THEY ARE DEATH MACHINES YOU FUCKTARD
Stranger: dont fight fire with fire? ever heard of that?
You: Okay..... if a bad dude has a gun... and he comes into my house and I don't have a gun,, who's going to win?
Stranger: lock your door. that solves that.
Stranger: call the police
You: If a criminal storms in here with a gun, I'll blow his head off. It's not fire vs. fire. It's good guy vs. bad guy..... defense vs. offense
You: Call the police and them coming over to pick up my dead body
Stranger: your so frusterating.
Stranger: its not defense.
Stranger: your so stupid. you guys complain about violence alll the time but you have guns at your disposal.
You: Well, it would be defense, if I had to kill someone who was about to kill me. I'd fear my life and I'll protect it
You: WAit.....
Stranger: we dont have guns that are really easy to get and were still alive!
You: you're = you + are
You: so you're saying "your so stupid"
You: your is possessive
Stranger: you frusterate me
You: plz get it right
Stranger: your idiocy is irritating
You: don't take it heavily
You: we only have guns to protect ourselves
You: that's it
Stranger: your so stupid.
You: you're
Stranger: im leaving. have fun blowing guys heads off. get a life
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That was when she flipped me off.

[BlackCat]

A few points that I would like to follow up on...

1) I always find it so irritating when people call each other stupid over the Internet while using the wrong form of "your". It's irony at its finest, especially when the person's first language is English, otherwise it would be fine, but we're not talking about Quebec here...

2) That's great that she knew of Charlton Heston but had no clue what the NRA was.

3) If guns are not defense machines, then how come millions of households possess them?

4) I like how this chick thinks that if guns were to become illegal, all of the criminals suddenly wouldn't have them. Let's define a criminal again... hmmmm, law abiding or not? Duh!!! A criminal is someone who breaks the law so would it make sense for them to have items that are illegal? Of course!!! It's not rocket science! Alcohol was illegal once. Who had the alcohol? The criminals! Cocaine is illegal, who has the cocaine? The criminals!!! Say guns are illegal, who would have the guns?

Remember what Yamamota said regarding why he wouldn't invade U.S. continental land? Because "there is a rifle behind every blade of grass."


People thinking of guns only as evil machines are pathetic. Guns are power. Do you want power when your life depends on it? Of course!!! DEFENSE, DEFENSE, DEFENSE!!!!

By the way...

Ron Paul 2012!!!

[Bullet Magnet]

ChatRoulette was fun at first, but I quickly grew tired of men playing with their penises.

That being said, if you ever want to make a duo ChatRoulette run, lemme know.

[Pause]

u should have offered to let them break into ur house at the end... xD