Bagels
Posted: September 16th, 2011, 10:43 amI hate bagels. I hate everything about them. Why people will go pay $5.00 for a stupid round piece of bread is beyond me.
OH, THEY HAVE CREAM CHEESE YOU SAY? Well gee, that really remedies the situatation given that CREAM CHEESE IS JUST AS DISGUSTING.
More importantly, I hate people that eat bagels. Eat some real food and not a stupid round piece of disgusting fake food. Bagels have duped American citizens to the point of no return. It's NOT FOOD! Bagels are giving America the proverbial middle-finger and those Starbucks-sucking, bow tie-wearing homosexual businessmen texting Johnny on their little iPhone while playing Angry Birds are taking it right up the colon. GET OFF THE BANDWAGON. GROW UP AND EAT COUNTRY GRAVY WITH CHICKEN FRIED STEAK YOU LITTLE BALLET DANCERS.
OH, THEY HAVE CREAM CHEESE YOU SAY? Well gee, that really remedies the situatation given that CREAM CHEESE IS JUST AS DISGUSTING.
More importantly, I hate people that eat bagels. Eat some real food and not a stupid round piece of disgusting fake food. Bagels have duped American citizens to the point of no return. It's NOT FOOD! Bagels are giving America the proverbial middle-finger and those Starbucks-sucking, bow tie-wearing homosexual businessmen texting Johnny on their little iPhone while playing Angry Birds are taking it right up the colon. GET OFF THE BANDWAGON. GROW UP AND EAT COUNTRY GRAVY WITH CHICKEN FRIED STEAK YOU LITTLE BALLET DANCERS.
