Cloud Nine Squad {C-iX}

The President ordered his cabinet to cut $100 million from the $3.5 trillion federal budget.

I'm so impressed by this sacrifice that I have decided to do the same thing with my personal budget. I spend about $1500 a month on groceries, household expenses, medicine, utilities, etc, but it's time to get out the budget cutting ax, go line by line through my expenses, and cut back!

I'm going to cut my spending at exactly the same ratio -1/35,000 of my total budget. After doing the math, it looks like instead of spending $1500 a month; I'm going to have to cut that number by four cents! And, by cracky, I'm going to do it!

Yes, I'm going to have to get by with $1499.96, but that's what sacrifice is all about. I'll just have to do without some things, that are, quite frankly, luxuries.

Mr. President, thank you for setting such a great example for me and my fellow Americans.

Signed,
Zorro

OOOh..so they cut the hookers outta the whitehouse budget? about time!

Bay

Lol... Tell him to tax the banks more, instead of taxing the American People always more and more for example


Better, tell him to cut his d^kk off XD, maybe the crisis will end then XD...

It's not America as a whole. The state of Michigan is $0.00 in debt. It's those other rotten states like Tennessee, Arizona and Arkansas that are messing everything up!

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BlackCat wrote:It's not America as a whole. The state of Michigan is $0.00 in debt. It's those other rotten states like Tennessee, Arizona and Arkansas that are messing everything up!

We're The Natural State. If we're in any kind of debt, we can pay it back naturally.

Tennessee, on the other hand, will have to search the Smoky Mountains for something.