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Crap

PostPosted: May 20th, 2011, 4:43 pm
by Bullet Magnet
God cut the date short from his original December, 2012 plan.

He's coming back tomorrow.

Re: Crap

PostPosted: May 20th, 2011, 4:46 pm
by BlackCat
Yep. I've known about this since last year but it's really starting to get big being that tomorrow is May 21.

We'll definitely have a few suicides tonight or people being stupid like there isn't a tomorrow.

Or will tomorrow be October 21? :lol:

Re: Crap

PostPosted: May 20th, 2011, 8:10 pm
by Zorro
Harold Camping, the moron who's behind this blasphemy, is 89 years old. Maybe he'll die tomorrow, instead... Regardless, he's already renewed his contract with his radio station syndicates through 2012. ROFL.

Re: Crap

PostPosted: May 20th, 2011, 10:21 pm
by Pause
Did you hear they found another heavens gate cult member?!?!?!

(who is heavens gate? -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s ... s_group%29)

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Yeah, he was under the sink, behind the comet!!


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Re: Crap

PostPosted: May 23rd, 2011, 1:40 am
by Bullet Magnet
So what became of this Harold Camping fellow?

Re: Crap

PostPosted: May 23rd, 2011, 6:45 pm
by Pause
He's busy writing out his will... or whats left of his one time fortune.. (how much did he spend? I've heard $2b)

Re: Crap

PostPosted: May 24th, 2011, 12:25 pm
by Zorro
Well, the 89 year old relic has spoken, again. He's now moved the date to October 21st.

LINKL: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/23/preacher-got-date-apocalypse-wrong-tries-says-months/

Re: Crap

PostPosted: May 24th, 2011, 5:41 pm
by Bullet Magnet
ROFL.

Stay thirsty, my friend.

Re: Crap

PostPosted: May 24th, 2011, 5:43 pm
by Bullet Magnet
Honestly, I'm starting to hope the old man isn't around to apologize for the October 21st failure.

Anyone trying to deny the omniscience of God is a fool. Harold Camping is an idiot.

Re: Crap

PostPosted: May 25th, 2011, 12:07 am
by BlackCat
Harold Camping fails at math and reading comprehension.

The title of Mathew 24:36, hello? Anyone? :geek: