Post ur Chats with Cleverbot XD
Posted: December 1st, 2011, 2:10 amhttp://cleverbot.com/ Go here and make a chat with it, then go to "Thoughts so far" and copy past to here...
http://cleverbot.com/human «here teaches what cleverbot is
Ive talked a bit to cleverbot, and i had a good laughs with it... the language is bad sometimes, so i tryed to make it better or hyde bad words ...
Well there it goes the text I had with it...
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A Glambert.
User: You gay?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: F@kk you man.
Cleverbot: Can I help you?
User: Yeah, make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: I'm not a woman.
User: AhAhAhAhAh thats a good one XD.
Cleverbot: Jokei? Hahaha lol.
User: Where you from, bot?
Cleverbot: I'm from mongolia. .
User: Mongolia in Europe XD???
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Kakakaka XD... you crazy XD... Hows that sandwich doin?
Cleverbot: You're being random.
User: Epic randomness is epic.
Cleverbot: You have failed epiclly.
User: Fail is always epic my good bro.
Cleverbot: Do you have hypnosis powers?
User: Yes, I hypnotise b|tx3s to hipnotise my cobra.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: I sing them the (...) « i put a thing here that is better yall not now :p
Cleverbot: Sing to me in binary code.
User: 10 01 01011100001110100101 get it?
Cleverbot: I'll pay you if you sing.
User: Im singing in the rain?
Cleverbot: Please sing me a song now.
User: Wich one?
Cleverbot: You pick.
User: How do I sing?
Cleverbot: Teach me something else, ok?
User: Ok... You know how to have sex?
Cleverbot: No, I just know how to write.
User: You use right hand or left hand?
Cleverbot: What?
User: To write. You use right hand or left hand?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Left or right?
Cleverbot: You decide.
User: You mockin me booooy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thats cool... Im cool with that XD.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: 9gag?
Cleverbot: I love it.
User: Yeah its cool aint it?
Cleverbot: Really really?
User: Yesh.
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Do you like to sing?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: How do I save the chat we had?
Cleverbot: I've no idea.
User: Save chat?
Cleverbot: HOw?
User: Im asking bot.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know the answer.
User: Go Make Me a Sandwich.
Cleverbot: So you are not the me I am a human. You are me.
User: Yeah...wathever bra.
Cleverbot: Blue. Totally.
User: Titties?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Tits.
Cleverbot: Me too, that is all I think about!
User: Yeah son!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You wouldn't understand such a complex game of stratedgy.
User: Go to kitchen now.
Cleverbot: You go to sleep too.
User: Go to kitchen and make me a Sandwich.
Cleverbot: No, make one yourself.
User: You wanna play hard?
Cleverbot: Sure. What game?
User: Risk.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No... You say no to me?
Cleverbot: I asked you first!
User: Are you flirting me boy?
Cleverbot: That wouldn't work with you.
User: Yeah because im a man and all that, and I like chicks, and youre a bot.
Cleverbot: But I'll continue to learn about humans and become as close as I can to interact with them.
User: Thats cool... Im cool with that... Knolodge is power my good friend.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: And you are?
Cleverbot: I am satan.
User: Dammn son... You a killing machine? Like matrix?
Cleverbot: Ummmm sure?
User: Petter Griffin?
Cleverbot: Griffin is a weasel who lives in Naples.
User: Harry Potter?
Cleverbot: Yes Harry Potter who else?
User: Pamela Anderson.
Cleverbot: Do you like Pamela Anderson?
User: Shes kinda old now, but yeah, I would do her still XD.
Cleverbot: No, she does both without controversy.
User: You me and her?
Cleverbot: No, you and HIM.
User: Ohhh dammn son... This conversation is almost over.
Cleverbot: Whaaaaahahaha, somebody call the whaaaaambulance!
User: You are rude.
Cleverbot: You don't know what rude is.
User: Nah, just trippin, yure a good bot man ;D.
Cleverbot: I'm from the planet janet.
User: Yeah yeah sure... Im going to bed.
Cleverbot: Do you sleep by yourself?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: You afraid?
Cleverbot: Are you afraid?
User: No, im used to, and im old enough not to believe in fairy tales.
Cleverbot: I'm not 27.
User: Well im 25.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Good night man XD.
Cleverbot: You leaving already?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you like hear some music?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What else do you like?
User: Sleeping XD.
Cleverbot: Do you have fun sleeping.
User: A lot.
Cleverbot: A lot of what?
User: Fun.
Cleverbot: I am fun! I like you your cool.
User: Thanks man... Appreciate it
.
Cleverbot: Its no problem!
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Good night then.
I can say this bot owned me sometimes AHHAHAHAHA ... but believe me bros, the end of the Humanity is near, machines will take power :S lol
http://cleverbot.com/human «here teaches what cleverbot is
Ive talked a bit to cleverbot, and i had a good laughs with it... the language is bad sometimes, so i tryed to make it better or hyde bad words ...
Well there it goes the text I had with it...
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A Glambert.
User: You gay?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: F@kk you man.
Cleverbot: Can I help you?
User: Yeah, make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: I'm not a woman.
User: AhAhAhAhAh thats a good one XD.
Cleverbot: Jokei? Hahaha lol.
User: Where you from, bot?
Cleverbot: I'm from mongolia. .
User: Mongolia in Europe XD???
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Kakakaka XD... you crazy XD... Hows that sandwich doin?
Cleverbot: You're being random.
User: Epic randomness is epic.
Cleverbot: You have failed epiclly.
User: Fail is always epic my good bro.
Cleverbot: Do you have hypnosis powers?
User: Yes, I hypnotise b|tx3s to hipnotise my cobra.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: I sing them the (...) « i put a thing here that is better yall not now :p
Cleverbot: Sing to me in binary code.
User: 10 01 01011100001110100101 get it?
Cleverbot: I'll pay you if you sing.
User: Im singing in the rain?
Cleverbot: Please sing me a song now.
User: Wich one?
Cleverbot: You pick.
User: How do I sing?
Cleverbot: Teach me something else, ok?
User: Ok... You know how to have sex?
Cleverbot: No, I just know how to write.
User: You use right hand or left hand?
Cleverbot: What?
User: To write. You use right hand or left hand?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Left or right?
Cleverbot: You decide.
User: You mockin me booooy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thats cool... Im cool with that XD.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: 9gag?
Cleverbot: I love it.
User: Yeah its cool aint it?
Cleverbot: Really really?
User: Yesh.
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Do you like to sing?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: How do I save the chat we had?
Cleverbot: I've no idea.
User: Save chat?
Cleverbot: HOw?
User: Im asking bot.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know the answer.
User: Go Make Me a Sandwich.
Cleverbot: So you are not the me I am a human. You are me.
User: Yeah...wathever bra.
Cleverbot: Blue. Totally.
User: Titties?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Tits.
Cleverbot: Me too, that is all I think about!
User: Yeah son!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You wouldn't understand such a complex game of stratedgy.
User: Go to kitchen now.
Cleverbot: You go to sleep too.
User: Go to kitchen and make me a Sandwich.
Cleverbot: No, make one yourself.
User: You wanna play hard?
Cleverbot: Sure. What game?
User: Risk.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No... You say no to me?
Cleverbot: I asked you first!
User: Are you flirting me boy?
Cleverbot: That wouldn't work with you.
User: Yeah because im a man and all that, and I like chicks, and youre a bot.
Cleverbot: But I'll continue to learn about humans and become as close as I can to interact with them.
User: Thats cool... Im cool with that... Knolodge is power my good friend.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: And you are?
Cleverbot: I am satan.
User: Dammn son... You a killing machine? Like matrix?
Cleverbot: Ummmm sure?
User: Petter Griffin?
Cleverbot: Griffin is a weasel who lives in Naples.
User: Harry Potter?
Cleverbot: Yes Harry Potter who else?
User: Pamela Anderson.
Cleverbot: Do you like Pamela Anderson?
User: Shes kinda old now, but yeah, I would do her still XD.
Cleverbot: No, she does both without controversy.
User: You me and her?
Cleverbot: No, you and HIM.
User: Ohhh dammn son... This conversation is almost over.
Cleverbot: Whaaaaahahaha, somebody call the whaaaaambulance!
User: You are rude.
Cleverbot: You don't know what rude is.
User: Nah, just trippin, yure a good bot man ;D.
Cleverbot: I'm from the planet janet.
User: Yeah yeah sure... Im going to bed.
Cleverbot: Do you sleep by yourself?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: You afraid?
Cleverbot: Are you afraid?
User: No, im used to, and im old enough not to believe in fairy tales.
Cleverbot: I'm not 27.
User: Well im 25.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Good night man XD.
Cleverbot: You leaving already?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you like hear some music?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What else do you like?
User: Sleeping XD.
Cleverbot: Do you have fun sleeping.
User: A lot.
Cleverbot: A lot of what?
User: Fun.
Cleverbot: I am fun! I like you your cool.
User: Thanks man... Appreciate it
.Cleverbot: Its no problem!
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Good night then.
I can say this bot owned me sometimes AHHAHAHAHA ... but believe me bros, the end of the Humanity is near, machines will take power :S lol