Cloud Nine Squad {C-iX}

and one was a salted.

Pause knows better than to engage in pun wars with me. You'll soon learn your lesson.

Did I mention my grandpa just retired from his door knob store? He just couldn't handle it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

I got stuck in a field of white plants yesterday. I was really cotton a bad situation.

Ever since my aunt lost an eye, she only looks half as good.

bc... bms right

*Disclaimer: All of my puns were created by me. They may exist elsewhere, but I do not search for puns. I'm far too prideful. Just keep that in mind.

I quit eating vegetables when I was 4. My mom didn't carrot all.

Yeah, yeah, BM. Keep talking. I'm not impressed.

BM makes the best puns. He'll IM me while we're working and share them with me. Here's one he sent me a few days ago:

"Some dude just came to my house and removed my door bell. I guess he's after the no bell prize."

That's one of his lamer ones. But as far as I know, they're all original and conjured up by him. He must have reached level 100 in his conjuration skill in Skyrim.

Zorro wrote:"Some dude just came to my house and removed my door bell. I guess he's after the no bell prize."

I've heard that one before. It stems from "the guy that created the knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize."