Cloud Nine Squad {C-iX}

Q: What do perverts and open source programs have in common?
A: They both let it all hang out for anyone to play with!

Q: Why didn't Windows 98 ever catch on with Taxi Companies?
A: Lack of driver support.

Q: Why is TCP prefered over UPD in gay clubs?
A: It's known for going both ways!

Q: Why is RSTP considered a stubborn protocol?
A: Because it refuses to listen! OH SNAP OH SNAP

Q: Why does UDP have relationship issues?
A: Because it never acknowledges its partner!! OHHHHH

Q: Why did the ARP frame go to McDonalds?
A: To get a MAC Address!!!! OHHH THIS IS JUST CRAZYNESSSSS!!

Q: Did you hear about the IT professional that was put in jail for indecent exposure?
A: He was flashing his bios for everyone to see!

Q: What do pre-paid hookers and CHMOD777 have in common?
A: Both give full access and total control!