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Postby Bullet Magnet » May 20th, 2011, 4:43 pm

God cut the date short from his original December, 2012 plan.

He's coming back tomorrow.
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Re: Crap

Postby BlackCat » May 20th, 2011, 4:46 pm

Yep. I've known about this since last year but it's really starting to get big being that tomorrow is May 21.

We'll definitely have a few suicides tonight or people being stupid like there isn't a tomorrow.

Or will tomorrow be October 21? :lol:
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Re: Crap

Postby Zorro » May 20th, 2011, 8:10 pm

Harold Camping, the moron who's behind this blasphemy, is 89 years old. Maybe he'll die tomorrow, instead... Regardless, he's already renewed his contract with his radio station syndicates through 2012. ROFL.
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Re: Crap

Postby Pause » May 20th, 2011, 10:21 pm

Did you hear they found another heavens gate cult member?!?!?!

(who is heavens gate? -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s ... s_group%29)

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Yeah, he was under the sink, behind the comet!!


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Re: Crap

Postby Bullet Magnet » May 23rd, 2011, 1:40 am

So what became of this Harold Camping fellow?
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Re: Crap

Postby Pause » May 23rd, 2011, 6:45 pm

He's busy writing out his will... or whats left of his one time fortune.. (how much did he spend? I've heard $2b)
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Re: Crap

Postby Zorro » May 24th, 2011, 12:25 pm

Well, the 89 year old relic has spoken, again. He's now moved the date to October 21st.

LINKL: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/23/preacher-got-date-apocalypse-wrong-tries-says-months/
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Re: Crap

Postby Bullet Magnet » May 24th, 2011, 5:41 pm

ROFL.

Stay thirsty, my friend.
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Re: Crap

Postby Bullet Magnet » May 24th, 2011, 5:43 pm

Honestly, I'm starting to hope the old man isn't around to apologize for the October 21st failure.

Anyone trying to deny the omniscience of God is a fool. Harold Camping is an idiot.
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Re: Crap

Postby BlackCat » May 25th, 2011, 12:07 am

Harold Camping fails at math and reading comprehension.

The title of Mathew 24:36, hello? Anyone? :geek:
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