Q: What do perverts and open source programs have in common?
A: They both let it all hang out for anyone to play with!
Q: Why didn't Windows 98 ever catch on with Taxi Companies?
A: Lack of driver support.
Q: Why is TCP prefered over UPD in gay clubs?
A: It's known for going both ways!
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Re: Nerd Jokes
by Hogg » February 9th, 2011, 11:15 am
Q: Why is RSTP considered a stubborn protocol?
A: Because it refuses to listen! OH SNAP OH SNAP
Q: Why does UDP have relationship issues?
A: Because it never acknowledges its partner!! OHHHHH
Q: Why did the ARP frame go to McDonalds?
A: To get a MAC Address!!!! OHHH THIS IS JUST CRAZYNESSSSS!!
A: Because it refuses to listen! OH SNAP OH SNAP
Q: Why does UDP have relationship issues?
A: Because it never acknowledges its partner!! OHHHHH
Q: Why did the ARP frame go to McDonalds?
A: To get a MAC Address!!!! OHHH THIS IS JUST CRAZYNESSSSS!!
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Re: Nerd Jokes
by Pause » February 9th, 2011, 5:26 pm
Q: Did you hear about the IT professional that was put in jail for indecent exposure?
A: He was flashing his bios for everyone to see!
Q: What do pre-paid hookers and CHMOD777 have in common?
A: Both give full access and total control!
A: He was flashing his bios for everyone to see!
Q: What do pre-paid hookers and CHMOD777 have in common?
A: Both give full access and total control!
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