I felt like unleashing some honesty

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Re: I felt like unleashing some honesty

Postby Bullet Magnet » September 9th, 2012, 8:37 pm

Does anyone think I'm handsome?
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Re: I felt like unleashing some honesty

Postby Zorro » September 10th, 2012, 9:35 am

Bullet Magnet wrote:Does anyone think I'm handsome?


Tessa does.
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Re: I felt like unleashing some honesty

Postby Bullet Magnet » September 10th, 2012, 11:44 am

Let's rate our fellow CiX members' looks on a scale of 1-10.

BlackCat (ok, not a CiX member but still a valuable member of our community): 6/10 - I'd perhaps go with the buzz cut to make your head seem not so tall and wear generally dark shades of blue as your primary tops (or, as we men would say - shirts).

Pause: 6/10 - I'd grow the hair out a tad more than the usual, being sure to keep the sides trimmed down a bit shorter. Any color top works, but you must avoid cardigans and turtlenecks at all cost. Since you're an accountant, also stay away from the skinny ties and any plaid.

Zorro: 10/10 - Keep the hair to its flat-top status, but we need some work on the facial hair here. Ditch the moustache completely and grow in the rough, 2-days-without-shaving look on the neck & checks. You've got a real chance to shine here with a few colorful tops, preferably red or sky blue. Avoid green and grey at all costs.

Newborn: 6/10 - I'm not sure how other Peurto Ricans go about their looks, so I'll just let you do your thing. I'm not sure what you look like anyway.

Oh yea, and we're all still men here. This is a remote forum.
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Re: I felt like unleashing some honesty

Postby Zorro » September 10th, 2012, 1:03 pm

C-iX members: 666 :?

At least give me a 5 or a 7 so we can correct this nasty number.
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Re: I felt like unleashing some honesty

Postby Bullet Magnet » September 10th, 2012, 3:48 pm

I went ahead and gave you the benefit of the doubt. Been a while since our last webcam chat.
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Re: I felt like unleashing some honesty

Postby Zorro » September 10th, 2012, 4:18 pm

Bullet Magnet wrote:I went ahead and gave you the benefit of the doubt. Been a while since our last webcam chat.


My Google Plus profile has a kind-of recent pic of myself. Regardless, now you've really made a mess with that 10/10 score - I dread to see Blackcat's next post... :shock:
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Re: I felt like unleashing some honesty

Postby BlackCat » September 10th, 2012, 6:53 pm

Why is BM rating guys?

Bullet Magnet wrote:I'd perhaps go with the buzz cut to make your head seem not so tall


Nice suggestion, but I have very thick hair. Buzz cuts don't look good on me, especially since I have fierce and dark eyebrows which are then not complemented. Because of my hair thickness, it poofs, especially when short. I'd rather go longer, like in this pic here in the beginning of 2012... I'm 20 pounds heavier now (still no fat over the abs)!

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People with long faces such as myself can pull off aviator sunglasses or the "top gun" look quite well.

Zorro, you look really good! That's a good pic. Zorro's gotz the defined jawline. Chicks dig that.
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Re: I felt like unleashing some honesty

Postby BlackCat » September 10th, 2012, 7:01 pm

By the way, how tall is everyone? I think Zorro's probably the tallest.
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Re: I felt like unleashing some honesty

Postby Bullet Magnet » September 10th, 2012, 9:28 pm

I see, BC. Thanks for the update.

Nice jawline indeed, Zorro. I hold my stance that you should ditch the moustache. Perhaps BC can weigh in on this?

Oh, and I'm 5'10.
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Re: I felt like unleashing some honesty

Postby Zorro » September 10th, 2012, 10:37 pm

This conversation is starting to get awkward. Regardless... I'm 6'0 minus a quarter inch. My dad is 6'3 and everyone thinks I'm as tall as he is, I'm assuming because I'm so skinny; but sadly there's nothing I can do about my weight right now due to my health. :|
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