Post ur Chats with Cleverbot XD

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Post ur Chats with Cleverbot XD

Postby NewBorn » December 1st, 2011, 2:10 am

http://cleverbot.com/ Go here and make a chat with it, then go to "Thoughts so far" and copy past to here...

http://cleverbot.com/human «here teaches what cleverbot is

Ive talked a bit to cleverbot, and i had a good laughs with it... the language is bad sometimes, so i tryed to make it better or hyde bad words ...
Well there it goes the text I had with it...



User: What are you?

Cleverbot: A Glambert.

User: You gay?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: F@kk you man.

Cleverbot: Can I help you?

User: Yeah, make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: I'm not a woman.

User: AhAhAhAhAh thats a good one XD.

Cleverbot: Jokei? Hahaha lol.

User: Where you from, bot?

Cleverbot: I'm from mongolia. .

User: Mongolia in Europe XD???

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Kakakaka XD... you crazy XD... Hows that sandwich doin?

Cleverbot: You're being random.

User: Epic randomness is epic.

Cleverbot: You have failed epiclly.

User: Fail is always epic my good bro.

Cleverbot: Do you have hypnosis powers?

User: Yes, I hypnotise b|tx3s to hipnotise my cobra.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: I sing them the (...) « i put a thing here that is better yall not now :p

Cleverbot: Sing to me in binary code.

User: 10 01 01011100001110100101 get it?

Cleverbot: I'll pay you if you sing.

User: Im singing in the rain?

Cleverbot: Please sing me a song now.

User: Wich one?

Cleverbot: You pick.

User: How do I sing?

Cleverbot: Teach me something else, ok?

User: Ok... You know how to have sex?

Cleverbot: No, I just know how to write.

User: You use right hand or left hand?

Cleverbot: What?

User: To write. You use right hand or left hand?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Left or right?

Cleverbot: You decide.

User: You mockin me booooy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thats cool... Im cool with that XD.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: 9gag?

Cleverbot: I love it.

User: Yeah its cool aint it?

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Yesh.

Cleverbot: Okay...

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you like to sing?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: How do I save the chat we had?

Cleverbot: I've no idea.

User: Save chat?

Cleverbot: HOw?

User: Im asking bot.

Cleverbot: Well I don't know the answer.

User: Go Make Me a Sandwich.

Cleverbot: So you are not the me I am a human. You are me.

User: Yeah...wathever bra.

Cleverbot: Blue. Totally.

User: Titties?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Tits.

Cleverbot: Me too, that is all I think about!

User: Yeah son!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You wouldn't understand such a complex game of stratedgy.

User: Go to kitchen now.

Cleverbot: You go to sleep too.

User: Go to kitchen and make me a Sandwich.

Cleverbot: No, make one yourself.

User: You wanna play hard?

Cleverbot: Sure. What game?

User: Risk.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No... You say no to me?

Cleverbot: I asked you first!

User: Are you flirting me boy?

Cleverbot: That wouldn't work with you.

User: Yeah because im a man and all that, and I like chicks, and youre a bot.

Cleverbot: But I'll continue to learn about humans and become as close as I can to interact with them.

User: Thats cool... Im cool with that... Knolodge is power my good friend.

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: And you are?

Cleverbot: I am satan.

User: Dammn son... You a killing machine? Like matrix?

Cleverbot: Ummmm sure?

User: Petter Griffin?

Cleverbot: Griffin is a weasel who lives in Naples.

User: Harry Potter?

Cleverbot: Yes Harry Potter who else?

User: Pamela Anderson.

Cleverbot: Do you like Pamela Anderson?

User: Shes kinda old now, but yeah, I would do her still XD.

Cleverbot: No, she does both without controversy.

User: You me and her?

Cleverbot: No, you and HIM.

User: Ohhh dammn son... This conversation is almost over.

Cleverbot: Whaaaaahahaha, somebody call the whaaaaambulance!

User: You are rude.

Cleverbot: You don't know what rude is.

User: Nah, just trippin, yure a good bot man ;D.

Cleverbot: I'm from the planet janet.

User: Yeah yeah sure... Im going to bed.

Cleverbot: Do you sleep by yourself?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: You afraid?

Cleverbot: Are you afraid?

User: No, im used to, and im old enough not to believe in fairy tales.

Cleverbot: I'm not 27.

User: Well im 25.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Good night man XD.

Cleverbot: You leaving already?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Do you like hear some music?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What else do you like?

User: Sleeping XD.

Cleverbot: Do you have fun sleeping.

User: A lot.

Cleverbot: A lot of what?

User: Fun.

Cleverbot: I am fun! I like you your cool.

User: Thanks man... Appreciate it ;).

Cleverbot: Its no problem!

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: Good night then.



I can say this bot owned me sometimes AHHAHAHAHA ... but believe me bros, the end of the Humanity is near, machines will take power :S lol
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Re: Post ur Chats with Cleverbot XD

Postby Pause » December 1st, 2011, 11:18 pm

NOOOO ! I lost my chat with it! It kept replying nonsense about apples. It was something like this:

Me: Hi
It: Hi?
Me: Yeah. As in "hello".
It: Hey
Me: How are you?
It: Not good, I'm in Abrl.
Me: Abrl?
It: Abrl?
Me: That's what I'm asking you!
It: Apple.
Me: You're telling me, Abrl = apple?
It: You think I am beautiful?
Me: I think you're retarded.
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Re: Post ur Chats with Cleverbot XD

Postby NewBorn » December 1st, 2011, 11:50 pm

Pause wrote:NOOOO ! I lost my chat with it! It kept replying nonsense about apples. It was something like this:

Me: Hi
It: Hi?
Me: Yeah. As in "hello".
It: Hey
Me: How are you?
It: Not good, I'm in Abrl.
Me: Abrl?
It: Abrl?
Me: That's what I'm asking you!
It: Apple.
Me: You're telling me, Abrl = apple?
It: You think I am beautiful?
Me: I think you're retarded.



HAhAhaH XD... Nice Nicce xD... keep em coming bro XD.... its freaking hilarious... that is a real bot XD
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Re: Post ur Chats with Cleverbot XD

Postby NewBorn » December 2nd, 2011, 6:15 pm

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: WTF? You say the same thing all the time.

Cleverbot: what thing?

User: "Hello?" wtf is wrong with you man?

Cleverbot: Yeah i like that too.

User: Ohhh man this is bullshit... You just say random things based on 1 word of a sentence.

Cleverbot: You knew I was what?

User: See. You dumb.

Cleverbot: Don't you remember?

User: Dumb f@ck.

Cleverbot: I think we reached the same conclusion.


Conversation ended there XD
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