Santorum comes out of nowhere!!! Bam!!! Wins many primaries; nobody sees it coming!! Gingrich starts to slow down -- the moon colonization comment is a confirmation that the man is, in fact, crazy. Meanwhile, college students are too lazy to attend the primaries and thus Ron Paul has zero wins yet still maintains a smile!
Oh, and who's this? Why, yes it is!!!!
Yours truly,
The man who KILLED Osama bin Laden!
The man who has been getting this country out of a recession faster than any other President in U.S. history!
The man who has been cracking down on illegal aliens the most than any other President in U.S. history!
THE MAN!
