"The Management" of the CiX Site

[Bullet Magnet]

I was very shocked at the automated message I received post-registration from this site.

Here was the exchange:

Welcome to Cloud Nine Squad {C-iX} forums

Please keep this e-mail for your records. Your account information is as
follows:

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Username: Bullet Magnet

Board URL: http://cixsquad.com
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Your password has been securely stored in our database and cannot be
retrieved. In the event that it is forgotten, you will be able to reset it
using the email address associated with your account.

Thank you for registering.

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Thanks, The Management

To which I responded:

Oh shut up, I've heard this song before.

Management responded with:

Thank you for your inquiry. Please know that your time and concerns are very important to us.

However, if you do not care for the music, please feel free to change the station.

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Thanks, The Management

What's going on with the PHP over there, Zorro?

[Zorro]

The PHP happens to be coded by Pause using an editor called "Hotmail." I've never been able to parse the syntax.