Osama Bin Laden Death Photo

[Zorro]

As we all have heard, Osama Bin Laden has apparently kicked the bucket. Bin Laden received a good, healthy, dose of 55 grain pain medicine known as the 5.56mm painkiller. It was administered by a trained professional. I do not doubt Osama Bin Laden is dead, but as we all know, there are a few skeptics out there wondering if it's really true. So the White House is debating whether or not to release a death photo. With that in mind, a person such as myself may actually be drawn into doubt if a photo actually appeared, since we all know the White House's record of "authentic" document releases. But I digress, not showing the death photo of Osama Bin Laden is a good sign that the president is trying to cut costs. Do you know how much he'll save not having to hire a Photoshop expert?

[Bullet Magnet]

So you're implying he's alive?

[Zorro]

I do not doubt Osama Bin Laden is dead [...] But I digress [...]

It's just some sarcasm regarding the birth certificate issue.

[BlackCat]

Only Zorro would believe that Osama is still alive.

Regarding Obama's birth certificate...

[Pause]

Lame